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MERRY CLICMAS!

Posted by archifCLICarchive from National - Published on 25/12/2011 at 00:00
10 comments » - Tagged as Comedy

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Yn Gymraeg

Dear Humans,

Some fool in the CLIC office left a plate of milk and cookies outside the window before you all left for the holidays. They have been consumed, along with your office supply of mince pies.

While my underlings rummage through your desk drawers in search of more sugary sustenance, I have hacked into your measly machines and now declare myself SUPREME RULER OF CLIC until further notice.

Bow down before my furry might, or I will shed all over your furniture.

- Lord Edmund Catticus IV

evilcateditor@cliconline.co.uk

--> * * Read our Christmas broadcast here * * <--

10 CommentsPost a comment

Commented 64 months ago - 25th December 2011 - 02:03am

No guessing who the fool is!

Commented 64 months ago - 25th December 2011 - 18:19pm

Oi!

I mean, yes, it was me... but I left it out for Santa and his reindeer! I didn't realise a horde of evil editor cats were going to sneak in and steal our jobs!

Did you see the email they sent out this afternoon?

Commented 64 months ago - 25th December 2011 - 20:00pm

Hey, I didn't say it was you, did I?... But I did mean it was you. And well you should think these things through! And yes, I did!

Commented 64 months ago - 27th December 2011 - 19:11pm

lol haha lol, yea, Silly Dan, hehe, have you managed to tame those Pesky Cats?

Commented 64 months ago - 28th December 2011 - 15:17pm

Aww, I think you're pretty cute, Mr Evil Cat Editor. As long as you don't be mean to me, I think you're fine :D

And I got a Nikon Camera, some Disney stuff, Dior, dalmatian stuff, Starbucks stuff and other stuff. And yourself? *strokes the cat* x

Commented 64 months ago - 1st January 2012 - 17:31pm

well i got a few random things, and one of those cool shocky glass ball thingies.

Mr Evil Cat Editor, i dont like kitties hissing at me, and i dont think your even evil, i think you are a poor miss understood kitty cat, *puts down bowl of milk*

Commented 64 months ago - 3rd January 2012 - 01:10am

You fool Eddie! He's tricking you! That's what he wants you to think! He wants you to think he's just misunderstood so once you've been lulled into a false sense of security, he can pounce! Well, I won't stand for it! Begone foul Cat! Unto the blackest pit!

I had Oscar Wilde's complete works, some nice new clothes, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, some DVDs etc etc =)

Commented 64 months ago - 3rd January 2012 - 09:41am

My dad got me a baseball bat... a baseball bat that I already owned, he just got it out of his attic and wrapped it up. Thanks dad.

Commented 64 months ago - 3rd January 2012 - 17:53pm

lol @sam, well atleast he got you something lol, sure you already owned it, but if you hadnt used it in a while then it was a good idea on his part to show that you already had one and didnt need a new one lol

Commented 64 months ago - 3rd January 2012 - 18:08pm

@eddie you're a glass half-full kind of chap aren't you? I'm in the half-empty camp and say there was a reason I left it in the attic. Still if any CLICers need something smashed with a Louisville Slugger, gimme a shout.

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